Ant

Carl Borromaus Andreas Ruthart
Adam Naming the Animals, 1686, oil on Canvas

Adam,
this is ugly
those creatures are ugly
this is a terrible task

the things dads make sons do

I had to wash the car
and clean my room

Cat
You aren’t very creative.
Beaver

What about
Yoda
or
Pikachu

To think that if you weren’t so boring
Pikachus could be
real
and dads would make their sons
walk them

“Having and taking care of a Yoda is a good way to learn responsibility”

In actuality, its 1686
so someone else
is making you out
to be boring

that’s a big ‘ol rock
that’s a weird little horse
and you’re naked